The first entry in my old diary says “I hate brushing my teeth, also I checked out a book from the library and it has BOOBS in it!!!!!!!!”
Oh my god you guys I just found my diary from 1st-3rd grade and it is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my whole life
hello tumblr it’s really early and i am very sick
Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.
the fire alarms in my house have gone off twice in the past 10 minutes and everyone is freaking out but theres no fire?? idk i’m super paranoid and i feel like my floor or ceiling is going to collapse on me and i’m gonna die or something ahhhhh :cccc